dizzolving:

maybe if a tall and strong, yet gentle, cowboy fucked me in the back of his pickup truck I’d feel better.

who tf do I have to follow on here to get good and sexy content !!!

My twitter got locked for 12 hours because I called matt canavan a cunt and told him to choke on a hunk of coal :)

themano:
“corenair:
“themano:
“dancinjanssen:
“Believe it or not that stuff costs the company money to have and they need to ring it out to keep their inventory balanced. The first one is even accounted for, it’s just baked into the price of your...

themano:

corenair:

themano:

dancinjanssen:

Believe it or not that stuff costs the company money to have and they need to ring it out to keep their inventory balanced. The first one is even accounted for, it’s just baked into the price of your meal so you don’t see it. So yeah, any additional sauces will cost extra. 

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@themano

“Lol, those people who aren’t entitled bums like me are bootlickers”

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bael-the-bard:

“what can we expect?”

gothamcity:

❝ Coachella, thank you for allowing me to be the first black woman to headline Coachella. Ain’t that ‘bout a bitch? ❞

When I decided to do Coachella, instead of me pulling out my flower crown, it was more important that I brought our culture to Coachella. There was a four month period of rehearsals with Derek and the band before we started the four months of dance rehearsals. The music and those vocal rehearsals - that’s the heartbeat of the show. I wanted all of these different characters, and I wanted it to feel the way I felt when I went to battle of the bands, because I grew up seeing those shows and that being the highlight of my year. So, I studied my history, I studied my past, and I put every mistake, all of my triumphs of my 22-year career into my two-hour homecoming performance.

HΘMΣCΘMING: A Film by Beyoncé (2019)

I literally never post on here my twitter is @trashtwunk if ya want it xxx

eggogorgon:

nobody:

bran stark:

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fakehistory:
“Correspondence between two Greek men ~600BC (Colorized)
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fakehistory:

Correspondence between two Greek men ~600BC (Colorized)

ruinedchildhood:

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Jamie Lee Curtis recreates iconic angry photos of herself

neither:

problematicwhitetwink:

shesnake:

if ur gonna be attracted to men at least be funny about it

anyone who willingly dates men is by nature a clown so

if ur gonna (Gay) at least be (faggot)

goldenshuri:

why is Every Single endgame trailer just

[single piano note]

[shot of everyone moping]

steve or something: we……..gonna do this

[DRAMATIC STING. PAUSE. PURPLE FLASH]

[shot of them moping in another room]